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Hairy Gnome.
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29 March, 2011 at 7:25 am #9965
Anonymous
InactiveI was floating along quite nicely since I visited the DSN on Thursday and felt like a diabetic genius. However, I have angered the Diabetic Gods in some way as I’m having quite random blips, that seem to require bucket fulls of insulin to lower it by a mmol, even though it’s only 11.4 hmmmm. I quite liked being a genius, and want it back.
What is the best thing to sacrifice? My boyfriend suggested the cat’s vocal chords so he doesn’t wake us up at 5.30am every morning, but I’m not sure if this will be enough?
Any suggestions!!??!!

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29 March, 2011 at 7:49 am #12478
Annette A
ParticipantOoh, I had a major blip last night – 15.5 after a gym visit. WTF happened there? Set still intact, cannula still fine, correction dose sent me down to 3.7 within 2 hours. So I would appear to have been throwing things at the gods as well, although I sure as hell dont remember doing it…
I’m thinking a fire fuelled with syrup and treacle and cream cakes and sticky badness (but would that be for highs or lows?)
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29 March, 2011 at 7:54 am #12480
TimKeymasterI think it really depends on whether you consider the Diabetic Gods are angry, vengeful gods or benign, nice gods. If the former, then I would go for an evil looking, pentagram wearing goat; if the latter, then I suggest offering a cup cakes to them.
Though TBH, never mind the vocal chords, I would just sacrifice the cat!

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29 March, 2011 at 8:16 am #12482
CecileParticipantThe keys to your suitcase full of Kit Kats? According to @tim, these gods are called Susan & Anthony, so they’re most likely sensible English who’d be grateful for a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit…though I think the Christian tradition does piss them off – I’ve angered them twice now with hot cross buns

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29 March, 2011 at 8:28 am #12483
TimKeymaster@ckoei – how brilliantly remembered – I *did* name the Diabetic Gods:
http://www.shootuporputup.co.uk/groups/shoot-up/forum/topic/diabetes-uk-test-are-you-a-type-1-or-2/#post-1303I dub thee the Official Shoot Up Historian!
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31 March, 2011 at 10:48 am #12499
Anonymous
InactiveThink I’ve already sacrificed my sanity, is that enough lol

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1 April, 2011 at 3:58 pm #12511
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantI suppose I could manage a pound of flesh…

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1 April, 2011 at 9:44 pm #12513
Anonymous
InactiveAn eye or a toe apparently!! – but I’m not willing to go there quite yet.. my liver will probably give out first (if the kidneys last!)
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1 April, 2011 at 10:12 pm #12515
Anonymous
Inactive@teloz How heavy is a pancreas?
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2 April, 2011 at 4:43 am #12516
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantI dunno @scotty, but I think all the T1s have already sacrificed their pancreases! I was thinking more along the lines of a slice of belly-Gnome…

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2 April, 2011 at 2:00 pm #12517
Anonymous
InactiveI’m saving as much belly as I can
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3 April, 2011 at 2:46 pm #12518
AlisonKeymasterSadly, on some occasions it’s my sense of humour that is sacrificed, often to be replaced by childish tantrums. It’s a good sacrificial offering though as it always returns unscathed, unlike the poor goat.
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14 April, 2011 at 11:14 am #12607
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantGood thinking @scotty, injecting into scar tissue may not be a good idea…
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14 April, 2011 at 7:39 pm #12612
Anonymous
InactiveI think I may have angered the gods recently too, maybe there’s something in the air? Though I suppose my stress levels may have shot way up – though I feel happier now, I have committed myself to starting work over 100 miles away with nowhere to live yet…
This sacrifice of tea cakes and tea to appease Susan and Anthony sounds like an idea worth trying at any rate – I guess that’s tomorrow afternoon dealt with!
Do think they’ll mind if I incorporate catching up on F1 practice at the same time?! 
On the topic of bellys: Is it just me that has a strange mix of feelings about theirs? Some days I look and think ‘OH NO! I’m looking a bit thin – injections might get more painful’. Other days I look and think ‘OH NO! I’m looking a bit fat, maybe I should (try to) work that off’.
Or maybe I should just get over it?
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15 April, 2011 at 8:08 am #12617
TimKeymasterI’ve found Rohan that the older one gets ones tends to worry a little more about getting fatter. All that eating cake and watching F1 catches up on you!

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15 April, 2011 at 11:19 am #12618
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantHappiness is egg shaped!

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15 April, 2011 at 4:25 pm #12635
Anonymous
InactiveButbutbut! Cake and motor racing go so well together, how could they possibly be wrong? Even the diabetic gods approve?! I think I may be on shaky ground here, I’m going to start the slow slide back to safety… *checks glucose* Time for a walk!

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18 April, 2011 at 12:15 am #12637
Anonymous
InactiveMotor racing goes well with beer. And Southern Comfort. As do motor cycle racing, football, Emmerdale, Judge Judy, Jeremy Kyle ….. and even I’m sure The Magic Roundabout if only I could find it being repeatee somewhere in the mass of channels now availabe.
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18 April, 2011 at 12:36 pm #12639
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantI don’t know about cake and motor racing, I’m still having problems with the image of @Alison laying on the floor in the supermarket, kicking and screaming…

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18 April, 2011 at 1:33 pm #12641
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18 April, 2011 at 6:17 pm #12643
Anonymous
Inactive@ladyupnorth – Dougal and the Blue Cat (the original, and excellent, Magic Roundabout movie) definitely goes well with alcohol! I believe I actually watched it one New Years… What an exciting life I lead!
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26 April, 2011 at 1:02 pm #12649
Hairy Gnome
ParticipantI’ve decided to build a shrine to Susan and Anthony in my garden, I will make regular offerings of food and drink, and burn the occasional cat or dog when the neighbours aren’t looking. Maybe that will help… 😈
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