Hairy Gnome

Bah! Humbug! Don’t forget it’s Winter Solstice first! Nobody’s managed to commercialise that yet … hopefully …

I only ever use real butter, whole milk too, I can’t be done with these spreads and such. I’m taking statins, but my cholesterol has never been a concern, despite the fact my body is not a temple, but a […]

With an HbA1c of 8.3 (0.1 up on the previous test) a couple of weeks ago, I was relatively satisfied. I agree with the First Lady of Diabetic Blogs though, a higher average due to fewer lows has to be a good […]

You certainly know how to be cruel to a gnome, Lizz, when I read that I nearly splurged me coffee all over me keyboard! I thought you were such a wholesome, straight-laced young lady, and now I find you’re into […]

it would be an honour, oh revered one! If appointed, I promise to do my best in the true tradition of Gnomish Tone Lowerers everywhere. 😆

Us gnomes are inveterate lurkers, and usually only appear when anything vaguely salacious is posted. This particular gnome is still suffering the psychological disturbance caused by wishing to swap places with a […]

Have a gay old time, but don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Drowning in days of drunken debauchery is not allowed! 😆

That was so funny! Nice to know I’m not the only victim of Sod’s Law! As for the blatant plugs for http://www.stripykat.com I agree with @annette. 😆

I’ve never been lucky enough to have dinner guests that sit there and delve into their bras. Yet another of life’s small pleasures I’ve been denied… (sigh…) 😛

‘Tis difficult to tug on one’s beard (or indeed any other parts of one’s anatomy) and still demonstrate the necessary attitude of abject servility to our master and mistress. The thought of them donning leather undergarments (jock strap and Basque respectively) in order to administer my punishment, sends a terrifying shiver down my spine ! […]

Yes master! (tugs vainly at non-existent forelock) 😀

Where did you get the ‘benign’ bit from? 😆

Yay! Happy Diabetes Day folks! Roflmao! 😆

Are you lot trying to tell me that because I’m a fat old git, my diabetes is not T2, but gestational? 😛

What @Tim said… 😆

I don’t know if the lancets in the Multiclix are a finer gauge than normal, but I have to say that it’s the most pain free finger-gouger I’ve ever had. Usage though is a different problem. I’ve tried to get into the habit of dialling a new lancet every time, but sometimes I forget and […]

It was a stupid poll anyway! Whoever thought it up needs a slap on the back of the head! 😆