(With apologies to anyone with a musical ear)
Reach for the insuli-in
Ding dong, Chocs and mi-ince pies
Send levels up to heav-en
Sweets and crisps and sausage rolls, and pretzels here and there, and beer and wine and port, mince pies and christmas cake, and christmas pudding too-oo-ooo
Conspire to wreck contro-ol
Trifles, made with naughty cakes, and nuts and cherries too, or chocolate decorations, pinched from off the tree, or out of the sele-ction box
Mean one (?) day without contro-ol.