I can’t believe I’ve lived this long with a broken pancreas and never heard Jimmy Carr’s diabetic joke “Definition of a Diabetic Suicide? I’ve had enough. Pass me the sherbet dibdabs.” Thanks @dani for opening my eyes to that one.
Are there any more gems out there that I’m missing?
How would bits of the Greek financial lifebuoy impact the diabetic community?
-Greece is now allowed to sell retsina as cure for retinopathy.
-They may start a company called Fin-IKEA, that’ll provide furniture to NHS diabetes waiting room aquaria.
-For a price, Enlite continuous glucose sensors will wirelessly gain further enlightenment from the Oracle at Delphi.