Diabetes Retreat – Shoot Up or Put Up

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- 4 April, 2011 at 7:00 pm #9969
  
  Anonymous
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  Hola my fellow shooter uppers!!
  
  Whilst persuing the interweb, I came across this advert a “Diabetes Retreat”.. I am led to believe that this is aimed more for Type 2’s but has anyone thought they could benefit from such break?
  
  Link to said retreat, which happens to approx. 2 hours from me here in Spain..
  http://www.healthretreatspain.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=13&Itemid=23
  
  Fancy it? ???
- 4 April, 2011 at 8:15 pm #12555
  
  Anonymous
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  Oh yes please, when can I go? I particularly like the idea of the dvd that allowed one type 1 to reverse the disease just by changing their diet. What a bargain, I’ll take 14 nights please, might skip the exercise class and the visit to the supermarket, in fact I’ll just have a nice holiday. I’ll take my worn out pancreas with me obviously just on the off chance that any miracles do occur.
- 4 April, 2011 at 8:18 pm #12556
  
  Cecile
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  By glancing at the PT that’s on the menu (“Exercise – We offer yoga, rebounding and light exercise classes”), I make the inference that it is a nudist colony? Rebounding sounds like rope skipping without a bra…so I’ll say “nay”, thank ye!
- 4 April, 2011 at 10:28 pm #12559
  
  lizz
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  @Cecile, no, no, no no… I have a rebounder. All it is is a small trampoline-like thing. It is sprung tighter than a trampoline. You jump on it, or walk on it. 10 minutes on it is as much cardio-vascular exercise as a 30 minute jog, without the knee problems and with the added bonus in that it really does help with lymph drainage.
  
  It’s hard work, but one of the best exercises you can do. They are relatively inexpensive (about £50) and i would recommend one if you can cope with lonely jumping for 10 mins a day!
  
  the other thing is, they can help with elderly people and healing – if you can’t even walk and have circulation problems all you have to do is put your feet on it and get someone else to jump on it – the vibration helps boost blood supply. It has even helped 90 year olds regain the ability to walk and balance.
  
  i have never done this nude, and wouldn’t recommend it, in fact one of my friends who has one wears 2 bras to try and negate the, er, rebounding action in her upper areas!
- 14 April, 2011 at 10:21 am #12606
  
  Hairy Gnome
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  Thanks very much! It’s now going to take weeks for me to get the images of bouncing nude ladies out of my brain! I keep drifting off to this wonderland, and when I return to conciousness, there’s a puddle of drool on the desk in front of me. I even have visions of contra-rotating tassels! Help!
- 14 April, 2011 at 1:18 pm #12608
  
  lizz
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  I’m sure it would have a similar but more unappealing effect on a nude man. Try replacing the image with the thought of a naked rebounding Ronnie Corbett, and I suspect you will have no more trouble.
- 14 April, 2011 at 1:20 pm #12610
  
  Annette A
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  My colleagues are now wondering why I’m sat here with a grin on my face…and stifling laughter
- 14 April, 2011 at 4:01 pm #12611
  
  Alison
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  @lizz Brilliant!
- 15 April, 2011 at 11:26 am #12620
  
  Hairy Gnome
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  Thanks @lizz, euphoria to nausea in an instant! Roflmfao!
- 27 April, 2011 at 4:33 pm #12655
  
  Hairy Gnome
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  Mind you @lizz, for that horror to occur, you would have to assume the men had sufficiently erm… extensive equipment to succumb to the motion. That could well be a problem if they were erm,,, uninflated… 😆
- 27 April, 2011 at 4:33 pm #12657
  
  Hairy Gnome
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  Mind you @lizz, for that horror to occur, you would have to assume the men had sufficiently erm… extensive equipment to succumb to the motion. That could well be a problem if they were erm,,, uninflated… 😆
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