Lowering awareness of diabetes

[Tim]

If instead of wanting raise awareness of diabetes (as charities and campaigners like to do) you wanted to set about lowering awareness of diabetes, how would you go about it?

[Annette A]

I’d start by banning any kind of diabetes activity (blood tests, injecting, etc) in public, and also ban the publishing of any type of carb counting data on menus/in books etc.
Make it hidden. Of course, that might bring to life an underground diabetes movement…

[Cecile]

Hurrah! A post-meltdown rebirth! I rigidly persist with telling people:This is not your “best idea”/ “staid bee”/ “base diet”/ “beet aids”/ “sea bidet” etc. and hope they’ve never heard of “ma’s a gran”. (Hope you can get bag lady @caroline to redo her pantechnicon saga)

[Anonymous]

Can it not get any lower???????????

[Cecile]

Oooh! Underground diabetics (troglobetics?), like those wheat-eaters in cannibalistic Delicatessen? Before descending, we’ll have to shoot down all satellites & cell phone towers and while we’re down under, we should also cut all communication cables to incapacitate informative computers&phones (and hope I can finish this sentence before I lay hands on my wire cu

[Annette A]

Blowing things up? I’m definitely warming to this idea…

[Anonymous]

Ooh err does this mean we scan off the scale readings along with blow out insulin/pill taking amounts to compensate for the huge amounts of fish n chips/ chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate Heaven! Usb sticks infact any kind of stick unless its actually wood. Heres for daibetics/troglbetics doing it for themselves!

[Hairy Gnome]

Troglobetics? @ckoei – stop it please, my sides hurt!

[Anonymous]

Ok, I like this site – two awesome terms in one evening! Troglobetics and pancreatically challenged.

Hmmm, I am far too at home shooting up in public to allow these plans to come to fruition! But then blowing stuff up is fun… I’m torn!

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