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    • #9910
      Tim
      Keymaster

      What chat up lines are best for wooing the diabetic laaaaaadies or for snaring yourself a diabetic gentleman-about-town?

    • #11616
      Stephen
      Participant

      (For the laaaaaadies) Is that a pump in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? :)
      (For the guys) Give me a Mars bar and I’ll be up all night? (OK not so funny but my DSN thought it was when she told me …..)

    • #11617
      Cecile
      Participant

      Some unisex ones: “So nice to see you standing on your own two feet” and “I’ve got eyes & kidneys only for you”

      Then there’s “You can put your p…en/ump in my p…ocket”, that can be rephrased as “Can I put my p…en/ump in your p…ocket?” depending on who’s diabetic and who’s got the pen/pump/pocket ;)

    • #11619
      Cecile
      Participant

      Don’t greet him/her with “Hi!” or “‘lo!” – rather hold out your hand and say “Take 5!” (sounds American & breakish, but in terms of mmol/l, it hits the mark)

    • #11621
      Tim
      Keymaster

      “Why don’t you come back to my place, and I’ll suspend my pump for an hour or two, baby”.

    • #11622
      Tim
      Keymaster

      “You’re sooo sweet I need to bolus just for you”

    • #11631
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      “Would you like to see my ultra fine needle?

    • #11635
      Cecile
      Participant

      If you want to hold hands at the movies, whisper: “Pass me your pepper pot”.

    • #11636
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      i kind of stole these from another website but!

      Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!

      Sorry I can’t talk to you any more, the doctor told me I’m diabetic and I cant handle sweet things like you.

      These are also incredibly crgine worthy

    • #11637
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I think a night with you would be worth the loss of my toes

      Yeah, that’s about as good as you’ll get from me, I’m afraid! D:

    • #11683
      Hairy Gnome
      Participant

      “Even with retinopathy I can see how beautiful you are!”

    • #11684
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Thanks, @teloz (and thanks retinopathy)…I’ve always been taunted because of my walleyes & sturdy build >///<

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