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23 November, 2010 at 9:01 am #9910
chat up lines are best for wooing the diabetic laaaaaadies or for snaring yourself a diabetic gentleman-about-town?
23 November, 2010 at 10:48 am #11616StephenParticipant
(For the laaaaaadies) Is that a pump in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
(For the guys) Give me a Mars bar and I’ll be up all night? (OK not so funny but my DSN thought it was when she told me …..)
23 November, 2010 at 12:49 pm #11617
Some unisex ones: “So nice to see you standing on your own two feet” and “I’ve got eyes & kidneys only for you”
there’s “You can put your p…en/ump in my p…ocket”, that can be rephrased as “Can I put my p…en/ump in your p…ocket?” depending on who’s diabetic and who’s got the pen/pump/pocket
23 November, 2010 at 11:09 pm #11619
greet him/her with “Hi!” or “‘lo!” – rather hold out your hand and say “Take 5!” (sounds American & breakish, but in terms of mmol/l, it hits the mark)
24 November, 2010 at 10:56 am #11621
don’t you come back to my place, and I’ll suspend my pump for an hour or two, baby”.
24 November, 2010 at 10:57 am #11622
sooo sweet I need to bolus just for you”
24 November, 2010 at 7:55 pm #11631AnonymousInactive
you like to see my ultra fine needle?
25 November, 2010 at 11:30 am #11635
you want to hold hands at the movies, whisper: “Pass me your pepper pot”.
25 November, 2010 at 3:16 pm #11636AnonymousInactive
i kind of stole these from another website but!
lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!
Sorry I can’t talk to you any more, the doctor told me I’m diabetic and I cant handle sweet things like you.
These are also incredibly crgine worthy
25 November, 2010 at 7:01 pm #11637AnonymousInactive
I think a night with you would be worth the loss of my toes
that’s about as good as you’ll get from me, I’m afraid!
5 December, 2010 at 12:57 pm #11683Hairy GnomeParticipant
with retinopathy I can see how beautiful you are!”
5 December, 2010 at 3:44 pm #11684AnonymousInactive
(and thanks retinopathy)…I’ve always been taunted because of my walleyes & sturdy build >///<
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