The coolest thing we have is the air conditioning – back in 2006 its ducts harboured a colony of starlings that would come flitting about one’s head periodically. Sadly, nowadays the first circle of hell (the general place of gathering from where one is referred to the diabetic clinic) is devoid of all fauna and flora. The ophthalmo-clinic at least does have some plants and glass cases containing archaic tools that look as if one can use them to straighten/curl one’s tresses.