@gillian: Just avoid both nurses and hospitals (for you that would involve not looking in the mirror and playing truant?). What does your nursing notes say about caring for patients that are oopsing up their daisies? Please ignore the bit that tells you to shove plastic tubing down their throats: it kept me barfing into a bowl for 3 days on end.
If @tim‘s gyring and gimbling in the wabe also doesn’t help, try a bit of smoothie-solitaire Bananagrams…write down all the words you generate, rearrange them slightly and dish it up as an essay?