Bureaucracy? (As uttered by a Discworldian Igor…and have your brolly at the ready )
It feels like your foot’s full of curry.
Will soothingly clean
All feeling of fire in a hurry*.
*Make that about 3 weeks. A few months later, the affected neurons will be as dead as doornails and as @teloz says, “neuropathy don’t really hurt”…but it does kill the albatross!