@Stephen try rolling into your GP at any time you want with massive hypo. Not only will you look like your on drugs but the receptionist will not question you as you hurl the delightful garish coloured plastic boxes in her direction. I haven’t tried it myself but what are you supposed to do with the plastic things! Let us know how you get on?
Actually you could start exhibiting at your local art gallery ? You could pile all the paper/cellophane bits into a pile, stack the garish needle boxes and ;