@teloz: In your capacity as gnome, you could move into a Maitake mushroom by eating your way in…just make sure it’s well ventilated 
@annette: Does “cutting the grass” involve lugging a lawnmower or wielding scissors? Anyway, it involves your upper body – along with laundry-levitation, I’ve found that “army” exercise (like vacuuming etc.) tips me under much quicker than the leggy stuff; maybe we should ask Sir Redgrave if he experiences the same when rowing vs cycling/jogging?