@Nigho You do realise that this is ShootUp don’t you? It never takes much encouragement to get the hoards onto general smut, innuendo or general off topic weirdness!
I took the husband to pump training so that there was a chance of one of us remembering half of it and then we could piece it all together. That worked when I could remember how to change an infusion set, but couldn’t remember the order to do it in!
If you’re pondering a pump you could do worse than have a wander through the posts in our “pump basics” section – http://www.shootuporputup.co.uk/tag/pump-basics/ – I modestly proclaim that there’s some useful stuff in there about pumping.