Lizz – that’s brilliant. Must use it to try to describe to non D people what a hypos like.
The only difference between your hypos and mine seems to be that I also always fixate on finding both my door and car keys – bit awkward if I’m in bed at the time and inconveniently they are not hiding under my pillow but are safely where they should be in my handbag (yes, large and with sweets in but more likely to be Revels then fruit pastilles).