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Frosty suffers from FPS (frozen pancreas syndrome), a rare form of diabetes. He’s an avid follower of ShootUp as you can tell from his dedication to Fruit Pastilles. Frosty told me he was delighted earlier in the year when he managed to get himself an insulin pump “The NHS told me I’d only get one when hell froze over, but it turns out it was enough for just Liverpool to freeze. I feel like a new snowman.”
Frosty also said that rumours his pump would be available to the highest bidder come the springtime were hurtful and untrue.
Happy Christmas!
Hurrah for Frosty! He’s super cool! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! 😀
(N)ice! At first I thought Liverpool is home to some horribly disfigured Fruit Pastilles, but enlargement revealed the mouth’s contents to be stones (with happy fruit pastilles in pocket :))
Now that Frosty’s had his moment of fame, I guess he’ll just melt into the background again? 🙂
@teloz: Nah, in Liverpool, snow is sold as diabetic ice cream, so she’s probably going to devour him, head to toe…just beware of frostbite!
@ckoei – that would be a first, a food item labelled as “diabetic” that actually was in any way helpful to diabetics!
@Tim I think this is how we make our fortune, get shovelling that Scottish snow into your freezer, we’re going into the diabetic ice cream business!
‘Fresh from the Highlands and Glens of Bonnie Scotland, Shoot Up is proud to bring to you, for your delectation, DIABICE!’
@annette Genuis. Can’t stop, I’m off to spend a few of the £millions that are obviously going to roll in from this venture.
‘Newly available, for those moments when you need a little something extra, DIABICE with fruity pastilly bits for hypoglaecimally induced munchies!’
Shoot Up’s newest – DIABICE with Huntus (empty insulin vials filled with Jägermeister, secreted about Frosty’s corpus)